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kkkkai:

more AU things for alixon because i’m thinking of all the ridiculous shit i’ve seen/done and shit i think would be cute

  • section leaders in marching band, hell week AU
  • freshman orientation, team building with reluctant 17/18yo’s AU
  • RAs, bitching/gossiping about the kids in their…

(Source: librariandragon)

floralfaun:

alegriyya:

floralfaun:

alegriyya:

floralfaun:

alegriyya:

au where achilles is a super famous olympic, nike-sponsored sprinter who like models and lies around naked with his medals on all day

and patroclus is just an overworked, insomniac-ish male…

(Source: leggies)

everybodyilovedies:

"Science Jane will rip the steering wheel right out from under you and head straight for the center of that vortex of death."

Science Jane <3 <3 <3 *sob sob sob sob sob*

(Source: also-also)

superwhohanlocked:

referenceforwriters:

amandaonwriting:

Lay or Lie

… English is broken.

Does this mean when someone says a person was “laid” that they are referring to the person as an object?

ohkaydear:

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verymerrysootsprites:

apollothegoatboy:

i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers,…

(Source: princeofwhale)

takeitbabyboy:

NEIGHBORS AU

STUDY BUDDIES AU

MET IN DETENTION AU

REBEL AND CHOIRBOY AU

BEST FRIENDS TO BOYFRIENDS AU

LIFE GUARD AND BEACH PHOTOGRAPHER AU

CHAIN RESTAURANT WAITER AND BUS BOY AU

LAST ROW OF THE SCHOOL BUS AU

EVERYTHING AU INVOLVING TEENAGE BOYS

shakespeareandpunk:

"I answered your weirdly specific craigslist roommate ad as a joke and now we’re living together" au

ragnaroked:

  • found their phone number in a library book au
  • hitchhiker ride au
  • met through online rpg au
  • disneyworld cosplayers au
  • accidentally taking each other’s bags au
  • camp councelors au
  • antiques shop au
  • called the wrong number while drunk au
  • sex shop au
  • found their dog au
  • crashed the their car au
  • yoga class au
  • public demonstration au

(Source: genderpunks)

brevityandeloquence:

Fancast: Aldis Hodge as Tony Stark

#oh my goddddddd #i’m automatically a million times more interested in rich kind of dickish superheroes when they are poc tbh #because like imagine being a little black boy growing up so so so smart and so so so alone #half your teachers dismissing you when you get bored and restless because you already KNOW all this stuff #and focusing on your disruptive behaviour that results from that combination of boredom and loneliness #you grow up without any real peers because the other kids at your rich fancy private school are all white #and nobody would ever dare say anything but you’re self-conscious anyway #so you deal with it by being as outrageous as possible because then at least you can control why they look at you askance #your dad’s been trying to prove himself to long gone heroes for as long as you can remember #and your mother loves you but she doesn’t always understand you #they die young and you go off the rails and it doesn’t even sting that they all think you’ve proven them right #because you kind of believe it as well #you’ve grown up never seeing a black boy on the television who wasn’t violent #and even when you get straightened out some with help from rhodey there’s a long fucking way to go #but you reach out and you /demand/ respect because you’re angry and you want justice for all your wrongs #the media never really accept you; they’re hungry for more of your misadventures so they can paint you like a villain (via peppermoonchilds)

(Source: ratifythesilence)

tickatocka:

au where bucky used to be a professional chef and food critic until a car accident took his arm and he couldn’t find the will to re-learn to cook one-handed. but after the accident, there’s a guy he runs into at the grocery store every week, a vet by the looks of it, who doesn’t have a clue how to…